So sorry my good lad I stole your brain and took it with me. It was crying out for a holiday. Now you might be asking “how is my brain doing?” Well this is where things get complicated. You see I live in a state that is more or less swamp land. You understand right? In that swamp land are alligators and crocodiles.

So as you can see your brain was taken by some escaped monkeys that where on an island that uses to be part of a medical experiment. Now the good news is we now know monkeys can swim the distance from that island to the mainland.

I regret to inform you we could not find your brain. So sorry about that good lad. I hope rest of your stay in swamp rain land Florida for your brain goes swell! Perhaps its enjoying the beach right meow. Let's hope one of them giant lizards does not try to eat it. Last thing we need right now another headline of someone's brains being eaten. That almost never happens here.