Hmmm, I am wondering since you hated your boat of a car that perhaps you chose to do fun extra curricular activities with it like stump jumping? Heh. I am imagining some of the other nicknames as I type...

Your congratulations are noted, even if they are a touch on the mocking side. I may be lacking height but I am surely not lacking in the ability to take a bit of mockery department, well played, sir, well played, lol!