Can you imagine the fear in the morning employees face when he's getting his duties for the day from management ...
"Someone reported ejaculate on the toilet seat. We'd like you to patrol the toilet every 10 minutes and listen. If it sounds like number 1 or number two, then continue on. If it sounds like a pork tambourine, then confront the individual..."
He too will be thinking ... "Might be time to move to another gym"
Ha, that would be terrible. Moving to another gym and the felon moves to the same one!!!
Hehe, a pork tambourine, makes me giggle so much