A perfect way for Mort to go out. Nicking cutlery.

I just realised that I am shopping in a place that is a modern version of Quiksave! It is full of the local rif-raf - mostly adorable, but slightly teenage-hormone-dim Muslim girls and boys. Sometimes they fiddle the Muzak system and everybody in the shop walks around shaking their booty to up-tempo Nicki Minaj or Iggy Azalea while shopping rye-bread and milk. I asked one of the guys and he half fearfull, half proud admitted that it was not company policy and only happened when the boss was elsewhere.