So I think my first question would have been not only why was there shit in a cup on the widowsill but why was said shit so stuck on that cup? What did she do with the shit in a cup that made it so difficult to wash? Hahaha but I was very relieved to hear it wasn't shit as I'm positive you were too.
I had all these questions and more going on but at the same time I knew if it could happen it would happen!!
I am glad it wasn't poo too!