My Mom Is Better Than Yours

We all think that about our moms, right? For the most part.

I’m obviously kidding about the title, by the way.

Normally when it’s a holiday, I just choose to ignore it and I don’t post about it on steemit or social media in general.

But, my mom reads my posts sometimes since she’s in the US and I’m traveling in Asia, it’s a good way to “stay in touch” despite time differences.

I love my mom because she keeps it classy with potty hats

Party hats are so last year. Potty hats are the new thing.

My mom is always down to ride a snow duck:

My Mom is crazy. Just checking out my grandma’s chest… like normal people do from normal families

My mom can still fit in a grocery cart

If I want to go apple picking, but it’s not apple picking season, my mom will put apples in the tree for me. She’s the best!

My mom loves it when I try to make her face look weird for pictures

My mom and I love each other so much, that we touch each other’s butts to show it!

We also like to hold each other’s legs up from time to time

That is ONE sexy mama.

My mom can fix anything! Broken toilets. Broke down car. She’s wonder woman. And she stays classy doing it!

My mom is so funny, that everyone in the room is always dramatically throwing back their head with laughter

Seriously, my mom is my best friend in the entire world. I’m REALLY sorry if something happened to your mom and you lost.

She’s my everything. She’s the one person I can tell everything to and she won’t judge me. She doesn’t judge anyone.

She’s the kind of person who will drive an acquaintance 16 hours through a snowstorm because they need help.

She’s always putting herself above everyone whether she’s friends with that person or not.

She’s goes above and beyond to help me if I need it.

She still takes care of me when I’m sick.

She builds me a mini infrared sauna because I’m not smart enough to do it myself.

She befriends the person that everyone else looks down upon.

She encourages me to live my unconventional lifestyle.

She gives me freedom even though she misses me.

My mom is the most amazing person on planet earth.

She’s my why for steemit. She’s had some major health issues lately, and I just want to be able to know that I can always take care of her no matter what.

She’s always put herself last, and she deserves to be first. I wish I could give her everything.

I love you more than anything, mom.

And, a shoutout to my grandma, my mom’s mom. She’s just as silly as us, and probably where we get it from.

I love that I can flash my grandma and she just laughs!

Love you too, Mamaw!

Love, Spawn & Mom

Making fun of fish faces since they started trending on the internet.