She can't possibly comprehend the severity of your infliction, even if she was more empathetic it would be empathy only befitting that of mere weak ailments, like cancer or aids. No the only possible vector she has is that of childbirth and unfortunately, that is reserved for only woman to woman pussy-flu. Get well soon.
I found myself nodding whilst reading this, or it could have been my man plague.
They will never know the depths of the cross we have to bear..
Good old B&B!