well sir, I'm suspecting you have managed to piss the good lady off... that, or she has a side piece, otherwise she wouldn't be trying to clog your arteries with porridge. Wallaby pouch... actually it seems fitting for some odd reason.
You're much too hard on Mikey, you have to flatter the little bastard and get him more on your side, you waste too much energy threatening him. He's soon going to start playing "both sides of the fence".