Wait, you don't have a soldering iron? Shame on you, what kind of man doesn't have a soldering iron! I sleep with mine under the pillow in case I need to solder something in the middle of the night...
PS: You are not alone, I don't actually have a soldering iron too
What!? You DON'T have a soldering iron!?
What the hell kind of man are you!?!
Lol, we could go round in circles for ages :0D. He was pure baffled at the idea a man didn't own one.
So am I, to be honest.
But what!? I mean why, I mean, my flabber is gasted!
You can fix electronics with it. And re-attach jack plugs to their cables. And look interesting and smart while you inhale fumes.
Oooo, actually I could do with fixing Jack plugs!!
A real man doesn't need a soldering iron... a real man uses duct tape for everything!
I think the two might be linked!!!