Popular News Network Actually Reports Facts
In a stunning revelation earlier this week popular news network had the audacity to report news the way they actually happened. Thankfully, other news networks quickly stepped in to report this foul behaviour, covering up the truth with protective white lies.
The anchor of an opposing Network noted: "Reality is not something that people should mess up with. People have sensitivities and they should be respected. Who in their right mind, after a hard day's work would want to go home and just listen to facts? That's just gruesome and inhumane."
We have spend so many years building a safe space bubble that shields us from reality. We have repeatedly corrupted politicians to promote our views and criticized anyone who opposed our optimism with all that negative realism. Why would any network just disrespect all that effort and sacrifice?
Psychologist Emma Thomson notes that the network might be actually targeting a minority of your people who are rather resistant to the established Fake News. "The particular Network is aware that there is a minority among young people who like to be contrarians" she noted. "These are known as toxic people and they don't hesitate to ruin conversations for the sake of attention grabbing", she concluded.
There comes a time that we should ask ourselves why real news are still so prominent in our society. Why do some networks try so arrogantly to push the truth when we as a democracy renounce such offensive portrayment of reality? When will we finally learn that Facebook and other popular social media are the heart and soul of our news bubble?
The president is expected to address this issue by issuing free vouchers for those who are in desperate need for psychological counseling. Schools will also provide complimentary anti-anxiety medication so everything can roll back to normal.
You can’t handle the truth!!
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thank you for sharing
Why are you attacking my bubble?! Such uncivilized approach to a topic that is crucially essential and essentially crucial to the way our society and democracy works! You should be promoting understanding instead of attempting to shine a light on reality. You're entitled to your opinions only when they don't contradict mine!
This satire post just revealed the deepest and darkest secrets of the media industry. Sometimes I think that profit is all anyone cares about these days.
TRP’s! BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!!!!!
Was there ever a time that journalism and media was a force used for the betterment of people?
There were times when honor and having a spine had more value than money.
It doesn't mean that our interest doesn't poison our thoughts, but when honesty is your interest, there are no issues like lying.
I had a good laugh :D . How dare they to poison us with truth!
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I'll be unpopular but whatever, I need to express it: there is some place for so-called "bubbles" even in a "truth-based" society. Having a defensive barrier doesn't have to mean one is necessarily isolating from "truth".
Face it: truths are often inducing detrimental reactions. When someone is confronted with "truth", it should be done in a way through which said individual is able to adapt to it and/or integrate it to its view of the world.
People are emotional, nothing will change it, at least I hope we won't ever reach the point when something can change it.
Whatever you do, counting emotions into the factors is inevitable. Strategies involving statements like "your feelings don't matter" and "it's tough love, deal with it" rarely work.
When confronting someone with facts, the most important step is to eliminate mental resistance. If someone has even the slightest form of resistance, you won't achieve shit.
It's something people tend to forget when do this ridiculous "fake news" circlejerk. Hell, even I hate fake news but I'm sure as hell won't be convinced by someone who disrespects me. I expect respect, end of story.
Funny my friend! It seems a miracle when the do report the news accurately. Thanks
I find that hard to believe...a network that reports the truth?
That strains credibility too far.
Lol. Brilliant. :-)