In the Monsters tavern....
Bartender: Who's leaking oil everywhere?
Goblin mech (looking sheepish, makes apologetic squeaky noises)
Malric Inferno walks in, everyone in the bar stops and calls "Malric!". He gives a dispirited wave.
The bartender wipes a little oil off the bar in anticipation of Malric sitting down and slides his usual drink to him- A shot of fireball, straight up.
Bartender: What's hot?
Malric: Not my love life- the Naga fire mage shot me down. Again. Something about how we have too much in common.. ethical concerns about summoners dating monsters....
The bartender nods sagely and makes sympathetic noises.
Bartender: Have you ever thought about dating outside your splinter?
Malric (looking shocked): I couldn't!
Bartender: I hear the Naga Warriors are pretty adventurous- just don't drink their blood rum. Unless you are into that kind of thing.
canned audience laughter