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RE: Swarthy Denizens of #piratesunday ,International "Talk like a Pirate" Day is coming Sept 19th!
Well shave me belly with a rusty razor! I be a pirate, so I really needs t' learn pirate natter, if it scuttles me.
Pssst, don spake to any soul but I'z give yea a pass if yea quote ANYTHING from thy following literary seaworthy epics;
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson ✓
The Old man and the Sea by Ernst Hemingway ✓
Moby Dick by Herman Melville ✓
Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge ✓
or 👉 Gilligan's Island 👈 😜 😉 🙃
Hmmmm... like this one?
Skipper: Gilligan, I can nah seem t' find a coconut that's big enough fer me
cap.
Gilligan: Ye should 'ave gone t' th' other side o' th' island 'n got a
jumbo-sized one.
Skipper: I don't reckon that's mighty funny.
Gilligan: All I mean be that ye're a big scallywag 'n got a big head...
Skipper: Gilligan?
Gilligan: 'n a big heart.
Skipper: Aye....well.....wha' be it that ye're doin'?
Gilligan: Makin' ye. (Stuffin' a life-sized manican o' th' Skipper)
Skipper: That's suppose t' be me?
Gilligan: Only th' bottom half.
Skipper: Come on Gilligan, I be nah this big!
Gilligan: Well Skipper, ye said t' make it life-like, remember?
Skipper: But I be nah that big Gilligan!
Gilligan: Sure ye be.
Skipper: I be nah!!!
Gilligan: Sure ye be.
Skipper: I be nah Gilligan!!!
Gilligan: Sure ye be.
Skipper: I be nah!!! (WHACK!)
When a coconut falls on a head, was that the sound of the coconut or the head?
or if a coconut falls in the jungle, does anyone hear it? ~ The Existential Philosophy of Gilligan's Island.
YES