Oh, lass! A girl after mine own heart! I love when a celebration has deep roots like this one does. No, No! You have it wrong! You drink the whiskey, then you bite the haggis. Blech! Either way, it doesn't taste much good, but, it is the spirit of it that counts, am I right? '

Plus, the dog underneath the table.

Oh, I do love me some kilts with a bagpipe or three in the background. Get in line! We'll be marching through town anytime now!

!tip