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LOL you crack me up ;-) I bet you were distracted so you didn't notice the lace in the photo (which is mentioned in the poem - this is my way out of this corner I pantied myself into)

@trumanity,

I bet you were distracted so you didn't notice the lace in the photo (which is mentioned in the poem - this is my way out of this corner I pantied myself into)

I was so distracted I barely noticed the poem! I thought I'd stumbled onto a photo blog.

You know, though, this whole thing has got me thinking.

Let's say I approach a pretty lady in a bar. I tell her that my buddy Trumanity is running a Steemit Contest called, "Derriere," the object of which is to write a poem about the world's most beautiful bum. "And ... I couldn't help but notice yours. I could write like Shakespeare if you'd agree to be my muse."

It's such a bad idea ... it might just be brilliant.

Thoughts?

I can't see how it could go wrong LOL. I'm IN!

@trumanity,

I'm going to get a second opinion. @prydefoltz ... are you out there? We need a girl's perspective. Pryde ... be nice.

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