When I Quit Steemit: COM 30
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Just kidding. I would not quit. However, my wife and I will be in Northeast Minnesota walking a treacherous 75 mile section of the Lake Superior Hiking Trail (that's right-- the SHT) this week, and we will likely be lost from internet coverage for long bits of it.
When possible, between bear attacks, I will post horrible foot blister pics and curate some Comedy Open Mic entries. But I repeat myself.
Thank you.
If you have not yet become involved with @comedyopenmic and #comedyopenmic, this is your nomination to do so. Bring bear mace, have fun, and win Steem.
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Lol, soon winter and I hope the bears will go to sleep in the den, haha
oh man, that should be fun. Hope you've stayed in shape so that in the eventuality of a bear attack you will be the fastest runner! (sorry mrs. #acolucky)
For real, both of you be safe and have a great week!!
p.s. lookin forward to the foot blister pics
Thank you. I am not in great shape for a long walk (especially a long panicked run,) but luckily I've learned bear-jitsu and plan on standing my ground.
i have faith...you know what you're doing!
Have fun and remember. When a bear attacks you DO NOT have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than your wife. I suggest tieing her shoelaces together while she sleeps as extra insurance.
She will probably be carrying my out of shape ass. Besides, I was clever enough to add a wildlife attack clause that cancels my life insurance policy. She'll get me through.
I wouldn't worry too much about the bears. They're pretty cuddly in that area. Make sure to keep a punctured can of tuna dangling from your pack for when you run into them. Once you give them a lick of that tuna can, they will be snuggling right into you.
Have fun and take lots of pics!