Have fun and remember. When a bear attacks you DO NOT have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than your wife. I suggest tieing her shoelaces together while she sleeps as extra insurance.
Have fun and remember. When a bear attacks you DO NOT have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than your wife. I suggest tieing her shoelaces together while she sleeps as extra insurance.
She will probably be carrying my out of shape ass. Besides, I was clever enough to add a wildlife attack clause that cancels my life insurance policy. She'll get me through.