lol. fuck roaches as well. I used to do real estate appraisals years ago. I did a house once in Asbury Park, NJ that was FUCKING COVERED. The homeowner...a big woman opened the door and greeted me, and sat down on the couch. Everything was moving. They were everywhere...kitchen table, walls, lights, cabinets, floor, couch, on her. I guessed dimensions...snapped pics, and got the fuck outta dodge. I took off my shirt and shoes by my car and shook everything. I didn't want to bring home any friends. So awful. She was just chillin watching like Maury or something while covered in roaches. I have never seen anything like it.