I really hope Eric is okay and on his way to Poland by now :/ Assholes at the border...
Thank God for the cheap food :)) I'm already hungry :)) As for cafes, I always find one, always, but it's good there are a lot of them. Means I'll definitely do some walking - between restaurants and cafes mostly, but still walking.
Don't know what to make about your stripper incident though...it's very odd indeed :))) I usually get mistaken for either german or Russian when abroad, but no one's offered me a stripper before...I wonder why :)))