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I'm hanging in there :) Recently added a neurosurgeon to my gaggle of white coated friends, -er, I mean team of doctors lol, so I opened up that whole new to me jar of proverbial worms ;)

Ok, ok, I feel you seeing right through me. I never was a good fibber ;)

And I consider you my SteemiFriend so I'll let you in on a little secret.

A little secret which could be quite dangerous for me, if it ever were to get into the wrong hands...

I trust you won't squeal, you're a loyal :) My secret is safe with you...

I'm not really broken. I only visit a plethora of doctors because, well, let's face it- they advantageously have the finest (and by far the largest and most diverse) collection of magazines in the Free World.

And if I were to be completely honest I'd have to admit that magazines are, while being a large part of this writers arsenal of creative assists, far too expensive for this single mother to continue subscription upkeeps to, so sadly one of the first expenditures to have fallen victim to the Great Culling.

Shhhh. Loose lips don't only sink ships...

So, yay for every doctor I've ever come across being kind enough to arrange a spread for my partaking pleasure :). I'll have to remember to thank them during my next acceptance speech :)

Now for the actual removal of said periodicals... There's a fine art to it, and a surprisingly large number of dangers to avoid. But that, my friend, is an article in itself- best saved for it's own post :)

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