@anarcho-andrei - soldier, attorney, drinking man's drinker, thinking man's thinker.

@gmuxx - comic relief, it's a dry humor. plus. those Brits are crafty little buggers.

@thekittygirl - need something? like anything? like right friggin now? scary mad resourcing and creating skills. Also, I needed a chick to make the meme photo I used below work out right. So there's that. and she's kind of a badass too. So there's also that.

@fyrstikken - because fucking Viking, ffs. Nuff said.

@enginewitty -can a country boy survive? You damn well bet he can.

@haejin - We have to co-opt this one, I don't really know him. :) But a squad's gotta eat. Let's go to a steak house or maybe seafood by the beach? Fire up the private team jumbo jet...

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Saddle up team. Motorcycles or horses, either one works, one needs grass and one needs gas. You pick.

I've got an American Soldier, A British Marauder, A badass chick who knows what things are and where to find them, An Australian dude who has seen things man, bad things and a viking, a southern boy, and a gazillionaire.

This is not only my zombie team, it's also my new show, airing on Fox Prime Time this fall, tune in at 8EST/7CST/6MST and follow the hilarious, sometimes gruesome plot twists of "SirCork and the Zombie Squad" on Fox Prime Time this Fall!