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Omg I swear the autocorrect has something against ladies because this is not the first time I make that mistake!

I wouldn’t bite you like the rat did! 😘

... It was a mouse and I kinda deserved it

Every time the story is told, the animal gets bigger and bigger.

"She got bitten by a raccoon in the lab"

"I heard it was a deer!"

Cleary, it was a blue whale

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