RE: Comedy Open Mic Round #22 (A Cry For Help)
Wow! sounds like you find yourself in quite the pickle.
Although I take great pity upon your obvious discomfort, I must admit to some amusement. Actually I am ashamed to admit your list of symptoms has provided full belly laughs for the whole family.
In an attempt to somewhat make up for this.
Or to just counter any bad karma that mat have arisen from finding amusement at your distress. (Rolling around the floor in fits of glee at your misery is bound to be racking them up.)
I may have accidentally stumbled upon a sure fire cure for you.
There is an amazing magical elixir called colloidal silver. Said to cure many ailments. From the common cold to more severe conditions. Across the board folks are guzzling it up to cure all ills fevers and chills. Sounds just perfect for your symptoms right?
And best of all this heavenly nectar is infused with your precious silver.
Surely a discreet sip could be had at any time. What better way to feed the need and minimize the shakes
Just be careful with that stuff. I hear too much of a bad batch will turn the skin an interesting shade of smurfy blue. No need letting your med turn you into a smurf.
Also naps are required lots and lots of naps.
Well, I think this is probably one of the best comments ever! I'm glad that it had you "rolling around the floor in fits of glee." Ha ha.
Don't worry about negative karma for laughing. It's supposed to elicit that response. And although painful at the time, it is humorous now. Funny how time works like that.
Thanks for the tip on colloidal silver. It's one of the remedies that I like. I try to get one with as small of particles as possible so that it gets in and out easier. It's supposed to help when it gets in, but then it needs to pass out as the body isn't supposed to have buildups of heavy metals in it.
And I definitely don't want to turn smurf blue. Although I wouldn't blame you for laughing at my picture if I did. :P
Well thank you very much. That is a pretty great complement coming from some one like you. Believe it or not someone already told me you are a comment king. Even before we met your name proceeded you. ...Ironic since you haven't one.
Good tip about the small particles. I already told the family if I turn blue I am just going to shopping for a Smurfette dress.
Anyway don't forget the nap that part is vital.
Sleep a lot it will truly help. 😇
ha ha ha.
Wow, I didn't realize that I had been creating a name for myself. I won't quite change my name to "Comment King" just yet as Janton was once again the winner of abh12345's Engagement League this week. But I'll take it as a compliment. Thank you!
Oooh, I forgot about the nap part. Naps definitely can help. Why is it that when you don't feel well, it can be harder to nap... and you crave sugar. You need the naps and don't need the sugar, but your body seems to want what's bad. At least mine does sometimes. :P