There are so many things to say about this one........ First of all I've never been to an owl sanctuary but I am fairly sure that it doesn't look like this.

If you've got an owl fetish it's the only place to go. If you haven't got an owl fetish then it's the only place to go where you can develop one. Go out and fuck an owl today. Did you know you can do one from behind and still maintain full eye contact? Here's what one of our customers said about his month long series of owl sanctuary visits: "Watching a grown man suck a snowy owls dick was worth the price of admission on its own."

Second of all, what the fuck???
No in all fairness while the story is bat shit crazy, it's really well written and funny as fuck. I don't know what possessed you to write it but i did read all the way to the bottom and enjoyed what i read.