'But Mr Steemonkey, you cant possibly exist without a TV, where's our licence money?'
Steemonkey, 'I don't own a TV'
TV Licence monkey, 'Impossible, you can't live without one, we will be sending around one of our vans'
'I'm warning you, it contains alien technology that sees through walls, just look at the antenna'
LMAO...Strangely enough they haven't bothered me yet. Maybe they read my social media posts. I've been looking forward to closing the door in their faces for ages. Maybe one day I'll get lucky :)