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RE: Comedy open mic round 21- The story of Ewwwww
I am going to be honest the last little bit i was super tired and falling asleep at my computer at luke 1:30 in the morning so i kinda hurried the last little bit. I could have put more zing on the end if i could have concentrated.
Thanks for the honesty @doomsdaychassis, but I still totally enjoyed it ;)
My husband watches all those weird real crime shows on tv, and today it was about a real life gypsy gang, where the girls would seduce and manipulate old men. I kept laughing and Brian's saying, "it's not funny Lynn", but I couldn't adequately explain that I was thinking of your gypsy @doomsdaychassis, and in my mind's eye, she was a real Forest-looking gal 😎
That is pretty damn funny right there. Sadly even I run out of steam once in a while and have to rest. I just wanted to finish it up. Looking back I should have slept on it because I figured out some stuff I wanted to do on the drive into work the next morning that would have been way funnier but it is what it is.
Isn't that the way it works @doomsdaychassis!
Well here's a little fodder for you if you ever decide to write about gypsy's again. The one's I saw were from a gang called the Tene-Bimbo Gypsy Clan (pronounced "teenie"...which makes it even funnier to me). Here's one of their success stories. Can't make this shiza up if you tried :)
Wait wait wait, tiny bimbo clan................... tiny bimbo = little whore? Tiny bimbo sounds like the name of a midget porn.
hahaha teenie bimbo! Yes, that's where my head went too lol Little peeps porn. This is all just wrong :)
If I made midget porn the opening scene would be of someone carrying a suitcase to the hotel room and then opening is and the midget pops out like it is a birthday cake.
Of course, but slowly, one little leg at a time.