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RE: Comedy open mic round 21- The story of Ewwwww
hahaha I'd say you fulfilled @idikuci's mission perfectly! I love that you included Forest Whitaker in there and that the police pepper sprayed their own eyes! But "The English" was the perfect icing on the cake...you should have included bad teeth too haha
Good one @doomsdaychassis :)
I am going to be honest the last little bit i was super tired and falling asleep at my computer at luke 1:30 in the morning so i kinda hurried the last little bit. I could have put more zing on the end if i could have concentrated.
Thanks for the honesty @doomsdaychassis, but I still totally enjoyed it ;)
My husband watches all those weird real crime shows on tv, and today it was about a real life gypsy gang, where the girls would seduce and manipulate old men. I kept laughing and Brian's saying, "it's not funny Lynn", but I couldn't adequately explain that I was thinking of your gypsy @doomsdaychassis, and in my mind's eye, she was a real Forest-looking gal 😎
That is pretty damn funny right there. Sadly even I run out of steam once in a while and have to rest. I just wanted to finish it up. Looking back I should have slept on it because I figured out some stuff I wanted to do on the drive into work the next morning that would have been way funnier but it is what it is.
Isn't that the way it works @doomsdaychassis!
Well here's a little fodder for you if you ever decide to write about gypsy's again. The one's I saw were from a gang called the Tene-Bimbo Gypsy Clan (pronounced "teenie"...which makes it even funnier to me). Here's one of their success stories. Can't make this shiza up if you tried :)
Wait wait wait, tiny bimbo clan................... tiny bimbo = little whore? Tiny bimbo sounds like the name of a midget porn.
hahaha teenie bimbo! Yes, that's where my head went too lol Little peeps porn. This is all just wrong :)
If I made midget porn the opening scene would be of someone carrying a suitcase to the hotel room and then opening is and the midget pops out like it is a birthday cake.
Of course, but slowly, one little leg at a time.