I Looked Damn Fine Yesterday!

Is than an arrogant and narcissistic thing to say? It's not like I think I look amazing all the time, quite rarely actually, but yesterday I felt like I did. Good face day, good body day, good hair day, all in the same day, it hardly ever happens. You know a day like that means you gotta document that shit into your camera roll. I would have taken proper pictures, but I was on a schedule, so phone pics it is.

I went out dancing last night and I had an amazing time! I was feeling really good about myself when I left, and I felt ever better when I got to dance all night.

I get the most amount of compliment when I dance, and I value them a lot higher than the compliments on the internet. Yeah, sorry Steemit people who like to say I look good. It's all fine and well and fun, but it's not the same as in real life. Definitely not for someone like me, who is a master self portrait taker and knows exactly the kind of light and angles to use to make herself look as good as possible.

On the dance floor people can see the real me. Granted, I am wearing makeup, it's dark and most people are drunk, but still, they can see me. Picture is never the same, no matter how realistic it is. Seeing someone move, smile, laugh and talk is where the person comes alive.

When I dance, I'm used to getting hit on by at least ten guys per night. I don't get approached that much if I'm just standing somewhere, but when I move, I know I look alluring. I'm sometimes a little annoyed when guys interrupt my dancing by coming over and trying to dance with me, or want to buy me drinks or what ever. I usually brush them off pretty easily, with "thank you but I prefer to dance alone", or something along those lines. Most get it and go on their merry way, some don't and try to keep talking. I'm just there to dance, god damn it, leave me alone!

Yesterday I was dancing with one of my girlfriends, and because she is an asshole, she was no help in fending the guys off. She often took a step back and just laughed her ass off for my witty responses to the guys and how I made them scatter. Her favourite was when I said to one guy:" I'm ten years older than you are, so no thank you!" The guy was left with his jaw dropped on the side of the dance floor. I just said what was true, because I know most of the people in that particular bar are just about 18 years old.

One thing that always keep surprising me is the amount of girls that approach me on the dance floor. Apparently there is some sort of irresistible vibe I send that lures both straight and lesbian girls my way. I know a lot of guys are jealous because they see really cute and hot girls approach me, sorry not sorry.

There is just something so much more special when a girl gives another girl a compliment, rather than a guy saying the same exact thing. Girls are bitches to each other, a lot of the time, especially towards good looking girls they don't know. It's a fact, that is how we are build, biology and shit, get over it. So when a girl comes over on the dance floor, after watching me for a while, and gives compliments, I am SO HONOURED!

Yesterday there was a group of girls were sitting around a table, and then they suddenly two of them surrounded me on the dance floor, completely catching me off guard. I can spot a guy thinking of approaching me even before he has decided on it even himself, but girls often surprise me! These two came really close, and said that I dance really well and that I look super cute. I blushed so bad and I hope I thanked them, I'm really not sure because I think I might have stuttered something barely audible. Mind you, the girls were not drunk at all, and they were super hot! Definitely a lot younger than me, they were still at their prime. Any guy would have been so lucky to get girls like that, but no, I got them, thihihihiih.

Sometimes I think I should just go with it, and turn myself into a lesbian, but I don't think that is how it works...