Hah! I will have to copy this pic for later use. I don't even know how I would use it, it just cracked me up. Nicely done.
Foosty Baws stroked the side of his expensive metal folly in a disturbingly familiar way.
I... don't want to know what that means, especially not in context of your earlier man inches comment.
I hoped that there weren't pictures doing the rounds of the office showing some scamp rimming himself with it whilst I was on holiday.
Dear lord! That's one image I don't want in my head. Thank you ever so much!
Hmm. Not sure 'twas the sitting.
I liked the inches thing too, hehe!
It was a strange day of metal bottlery!! And poor old me with his cheap plastic thing... Bottle I mean :0D
Hmm. Right, 'course that's it. Though you did just throw a whole new light on that whole "rimming" thing
Aye, that would be a terrible thing wouldn't it!
And more fool you for thinking it was water they were drinking.
Metal Bottles disguise the content so much better.
That is a very good point! Goodness, perhaps it might be a worthy investment after all!!
Then again, some decent vodka can pass for water in practically any bottle.
I had friends way back when in high school who would walk around with water bottles full of... "water" all the time. They rather enjoyed their school experience, though I doubt they learned much.
Might have backfired a tad on them in later life :0D