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Did you pack a sausage in your pocket - comfort food reinforcements for a stressful train station wait? That almost sounded a bit like a dirty joke.

Meanwhile, across the pond, I was inadvertantly typing a dirty joke, when the toddler spilled her cereal, burst into hysterics, and spent five minutes insisting on eating the squished slimy cereal off the floor. It's a rough start on the home front too.

It sounded awfully like a dirty joke, lol!!

You gotta love the toddler hysterics, it's both insane and hilarious when it happens. Yesterday my daughter said the curry I had made her waslike what pigs eat. Hahaha!!

In that case pig food is delicious.

My grandmother ate pizza for the first time recently and said the toppings look like a bunch of food scraps scraped off the table and piled on top.

They are both kind of right...isn't slowing me down any :)

Haha that's a fine way to describe it but what a tasty pile of scraps it is!!

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