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See that weird blueberry there on the left? Shouldn't be there. It's old and wrinkly, and there's no place for old blueberries in the perfect world. As we say in Finland: "Saunan takana on tilaa." There's room left behind the sauna. Meaning that anyone who doesn't fit or just irritates someone, can be taken behind the sauna and shot. Or some sort of hatchet is also fine. Perhaps in this case, a simple stomp of the blueberry is enough. I mean, darn that blueberry! How does it dare to be old and wrinkly. An eyesore.

Berries, fruit and vegetable. Beans and nuts and all the other stuff too. That's what you should eat. And you do not need any vitamin tablets or other supplements. It says on the vitamin bottle that you should not replace healthy food with vitamins. I don't get it. Why else would you eat the vitamins then if not because you failed to eat healthy? Because you failed to eat 800 grams a day berries, fruit and vegetable? Isn't that the whole point of the vitamins? So that if for some reason, you do not get the healthy amount, you do it the easy way and take your daily vitamins in a tablet. If I ate at least 800 grams of what I just said and could get enough sun every freaking day, I would not use tablets.

I eat extra vitamins if I feel that I am becoming sick. And when I am sick, I also eat extra. But then again I believe it's futile. Taking extra vitamins may just be a placebo thing. But if the thought that they make me better, actually make me better, I don't care. It's the thought that counts and your dammed if you do, your dammed if you don't. And all that shit. Again as we Finns say: ei tule lasta eikä paskaa. ( = won't result in either a baby or shit = An unsuccessful, futile or abortive effort.)

Nothing really matters.

I have no aasinsilta ( = donkey's bridge = A tenuous connection between an old discussion topic and a new one.) to put here, so I'll just continue with my empty thoughts.

The first photo was taken with a Huawei tablet. The rest three with Huawei P9. Photographing red and white is always challenging, but I think my smartphone did an okay job here. The second photo is a little bit blurry but that's because of me. Not because of my phone. I just couldn't keep my hands steady enough. Or I inhaled instead of exhaling. Should exhale all the time. Especially Saturday and Sunday mornings on the buss when someone who just woke up with a hangover comes to sit right next to you. Exhale only. For me. Inhale only for that hangovered bastard. Can you say that? Hangovered bastard. I think it sounds more fun than: the bastard who has a hangover. Anyway, should go be hangovered somewhere else, not next to me.

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Were you wowed and amazed by the Finnish idioms? Here's more. Oh, and play with food. That's an order.

One year closing in. How should I celebrate it? Should I do that now because I might forget it when the time comes. So many things I should do and so little time. 8 days and counting. Gonna celebrate now. So what should I do?

I know. Eating something extra delicious. Let's see what's in the fridge. I'll just go to the kitchen and...

Now who the hell has again splashed water on the floor and couldn't be bothered to dry it?! So irritating. My socks are now wet. I'll dry the rest to the dry parts of my socks. Gonna spread it all around, slide on it. Not gonna wipe it with a cloth or a kitchen towel. That's how mad I am to all the lazy people who live here! Bastards.
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Oh shit.
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It's cat puke.